General Aladeen: My name is Allison Burgers.
Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Ladiz.
Waiter: Ladiz what?
General Aladeen: Ladiz Washerohum.
General Aladeen: My name is Emplyes.
Waiter: Emplyes what?
General Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands.
General Aladeen: My name is Max.
General Aladeen: Imumhoccupancy120.
Customer [in Zoey’s free earth collective shop] Yeah, hold on one second. Hey, my man! Excuse me, hairnet!
I need a little of the quinoa salad, please, and throw a couple of extra cranny-b’s on top, if you could.
And I kind of need you to hurry up, chief. Chop-chop.
see also: The 10 Most Outrageous Quotes from 'The Dictator' Press Conference; The Dictator (2012) Quotes