Sunday, 2 November 2014

The Dictator (2012), some quotes

Waiter: What is your name?

General Aladeen: My name is Allison Burgers.
Waiter: That is a made up name. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Ladiz.
Waiter: Ladiz what?
General Aladeen: Ladiz Washerohum.
Waiter: Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like the sign. What is your real name?
General Aladeen: My name is Emplyes.
Waiter: Emplyes what?
General Aladeen: Emplyes Mustwashhands.
Waiter: That is a made up name. Tell us your real name. We are interested. We are all interested.
General Aladeen: My name is Max.
Waiter: Max what?
General Aladeen: Imumhoccupancy120.
Waiter: There is a number in your name. Who are you? An Aladeen sympathzer?


Customer [in Zoey’s free earth collective shop] Yeah, hold on one second. Hey, my man! Excuse me, hairnet!

I need a little of the quinoa salad, please, and throw a couple of extra cranny-b’s on top, if you could.

And I kind of need you to hurry up, chief. Chop-chop.

General Aladeen: Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose.
You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests.

see also: The 10 Most Outrageous Quotes from 'The Dictator' Press Conference; The Dictator (2012) Quotes
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